A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
38:27 And We did not create the heaven and the earth and that between them aimlessly.
That is the assumption of those who disbelieve, so woe to those who disbelieve from the Fire.
28 Or should We treat those who believe and do righteous deeds like corrupters in the land?
Or should We treat those who fear Allāh like the wicked?
29 [This is] a blessed Book which We have revealed to you, [O Muḥammad], that they might reflect upon its verses and that those of understanding would be reminded.
Koran 38:27-29
Here’s my improved version:
38:27 Our Earth is in the universe, not below the Heavens.
Allah didn’t create them.
No one suffers the punishment of the Fire, not even Muhammad for telling lies about Allah.
28 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
29 “We” talks about something other than Muhammad’s words, the Koran.
And of course, no one is reminded.
Qur’an 38:27-29
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 