A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
38:12 The people of Noah denied before them, and [the tribe of] ʿAad and Pharaoh, the owner of stakes, 13 And [the tribe of] Thamūd and the people of Lot and the companions of the thicket [i.e., people of Madyan].
Those are the companies.
14 Each of them denied the messengers, so My penalty was justified.
15 And these [disbelievers] await not but one blast [of the Horn]; for it there will be no delay.
16 And they say, “Our Lord, hasten for us our share [of the punishment] before the Day of Account.”
Koran 38:12-16
Here’s my improved version:
38:12 None of these people were visited by a prophet of Allah.
13 But Muhammad, the First Muslim, told lots of lies.
14 Muhammad’s tribe rejected him a lot.
15 Nothing happened.
16 Muhammad speaks as his tribe and renames the last day to the “Day of Account“.
Also, nothing happened.
Qur’an 38:12-16
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 