A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
38:4 And they wonder that there has come to them a warner from among themselves.
And the disbelievers say, “This is a magician and a liar.
5 Has he made the gods [only] one God? Indeed, this is a curious thing.”
6 And the eminent among them went forth, [saying], “Continue, and be patient over [the defense of] your gods. Indeed, this is a thing intended.
7 We have not heard of this in the latest religion. This is not but a fabrication.
8 Has the message been revealed to him out of [all of] us?”
Rather, they are in doubt about My message. Rather, they have not yet tasted My punishment.
9 Or do they have the depositories of the mercy of your Lord, the Exalted in Might, the Bestower?
10 Or is theirs the dominion of the heavens and the earth and what is between them?
Then let them ascend through [any] ways of access.
11 [They are but] soldiers [who will be] defeated there among the companies [of disbelievers].
Koran 38:4-11
Here’s my improved version:
38:4 Muhammad didn’t come from Allah.
Muhammad’s tribe call him a “magician” and a “liar“.
5 Tawhid – making many idols into one idol.
6 Eminent tells the tribe to defend their polytheism.
7 Muhammad was a poor communicator, a failed warner.
8 Nothing happened. After this, Muhammad has more “messages” which he fails to deliver. Nothing happened.
9 None have these imaginary depositories.
10 Muhammad owns nothing and is unable to ascend.
11 Muhammad hated his tribe. He wanted power and couldn’t get it.
Qur’an 38:4-11
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 