A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
38:1 Ṣād.
By the Qur’ān containing reminder…
2 But those who disbelieve are in pride and dissension.
3 How many a generation have We destroyed before them, and they [then] called out; but it was not a time for escape.
Koran 38:1-3
Here’s my improved version:
38:1 Muhammad makes an oath, showing he’s pagan.
2 Muhammad whines about his tribe ignoring him.
3 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 38:1-3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 