A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
37:171 And Our word [i.e., decree] has already preceded for Our servants, the messengers,
172 [That] indeed, they would be those given victory
173 And [that] indeed, Our soldiers [i.e., the believers] will be those who overcome.
174 So, [O Muḥammad], leave them for a time.
175 And see [what will befall] them, for they are going to see.
176 Then for Our punishment are they impatient?
177 But when it descends in their territory, then evil is the morning of those who were warned.
178 And leave them for a time.
179 And see, for they are going to see.
Koran 37:171-179
Here’s my improved version:
37:171 Who is the Word of Allah? Isa, the Word of Allah.
172 Only the Christians are given victory in Muhammad’s Koran. You know the followers of Jesus, not Allah, the idol of Muhammad and his tribe of polytheists.
173 Muhammad’s men lost and won, according to Islamic mythology.
Muhammad continues to speak in plural to his men.
174 Nothing happened.
175 Nothing happened.
176 Nothing happened.
177 Notice how it’s only Muhammad’s tribe that is affected by Allah’s punishment, not the entire world, with “it descends in their territory”.
178 Nothing happened.
179 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 37:171-179
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 