A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
37:161 So indeed, you [disbelievers] and whatever you worship,
162 You cannot tempt [anyone] away from Him
163 Except he who is to [enter and] burn in the Hellfire.
164 [The angels say], “There is not among us any except that he has a known position.
165 And indeed, we are those who line up [for prayer].
166 And indeed, we are those who exalt Allāh.”
167 And indeed, they [i.e., the disbelievers] used to say,
168 “If we had a message from [those of] the former peoples,
169 We would have been the chosen servants of Allāh.”
170 But they disbelieved in it, so they are going to know.
Koran 37:161-170
Here’s my improved version:
37:161 Remember, the “[disbelievers]” already worshipped Allah, as well as his daughters. This is obviously not GOD of the Jews and Christians, despite Muhammad’s lies.
162 Muhammad is also speaking to the daughters here – how do idols tempt?
163 One man – Muhammad hated this man with a fury greater than the Fire, which is imaginary.
164 The angels are speaking? No, it’s just Muhammad pretending. Or worse, it’s Muhammad’s companions speaking here.
165 Why would angels need to line up for prayer? Muhammad’s men, would need to line up for prayer.
166 The angels continue to boast showing they’re Muhammad’s men.
167 Muhammad the Mad carefully records the agreement of his tribe:
168 Muhammad the First Muslim fails to produce this.
169 Thus Muhammad’s tribe shows Muhammad was a liar.
170 Nothing happened. Except they were forced later to become Muslims.
Thus showing Muhammad was a liar and a false prophet, deserving of stoning.
Qur’an 37:161-170
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 