A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
37:149 So inquire of them, [O Muḥammad], “Does your Lord have daughters while they have sons? 150 Or did We create the angels as females while they were witnesses?”
151 Unquestionably, it is out of their [invented] falsehood that they say,
152 “Allāh has begotten,” and indeed, they are liars.
153 Has He chosen daughters over sons?
154 What is with you? How do you make judgement?
155 Then will you not be reminded?
156 Or do you have a clear authority?
157 Then produce your scripture, if you should be truthful.
158 And they have made [i.e., claimed] between Him and the jinn a lineage, but the jinn have already known that they [who made such claims] will be brought [to punishment].
159 Exalted is Allāh above what they describe,
160 Except the chosen servants of Allāh [who do not share in that sin].
Koran 37:149-160
Here’s my improved version:
37:149 Muhammad asks his tribe a question about their idol they worship along with the daughters that he mentions before the Satanic Verses later in his Koran.
150 Muhammad calls himself, one person, a “We”. Who is “We”?
151 Idols are false – humans make them and then tell lies about them.
152 Idols can’t beget, particularly more idols. Humans make idols, including the idol Allah.
153 Idols don’t choose daughters or sons – humans make idols.
154 Our Fathers.
155 No one can remember Allah, not even Muhammad.
156 Our Fathers – Muhammad forgets that his nominal father agreed with their tribe’s polytheism.
157 Muhammad can’t produce any scripture.
158 Muhammad claims Allah made the Jinn, which is a lineage.
159 Muhammad boasts.
160 Allah, being an idol, didn’t choose Muhammad.
Instead it was his wife and his father.
Qur’an 37:149-160
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 