A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
37:139 And indeed, Jonah was among the messengers.
140 [Mention] when he ran away to the laden ship.
141 And he drew lots and was among the losers.
142 Then the fish swallowed him, while he was blameworthy.
143 And had he not been of those who exalt Allāh,
144 He would have remained inside its belly until the Day they are resurrected.
145 But We threw him onto the open shore while he was ill.
146 And We caused to grow over him a gourd vine.
147 And We sent him to [his people of] a hundred thousand or more.
148 And they believed, so We gave them enjoyment [of life] for a time.
Koran 37:139-148
Here’s my improved version:
This is a corrupted summary
with corrupt variations
of the Story of Jonah.
Qur’an 37:139-148
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 