A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
37:133 And indeed, Lot was among the messengers.
134 [So mention] when We saved him and his family, all, 135 Except an old woman [i.e., his wife] among those who remained [with the evildoers].
136 Then We destroyed the others.
137 And indeed, you pass by them in the morning 138 And at night.
Then will you not use reason?
Koran 37:133-138
Here’s my improved version:
37:133 Lot wasn’t a messenger or a prophet.
134 He was the patriarch of two enemy tribes of Israel.
135 Muhammad couldn’t remember Lot’s wife?
136 Allah did nothing.
137 No one passes by them in the morning 138 or at night.
Muhammad lied.
Qur’an 37:133-138
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 