A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
37:123 And indeed, Elias was from among the messengers,
124 When he said to his people, “Will you not fear Allāh?
125 Do you call upon Baʿl and leave the best of creators –
126 Allāh, your Lord and the Lord of your first forefathers?”
127 And they denied him, so indeed, they will be brought [for punishment],
128 Except the chosen servants of Allāh.
129 And We left for him [favorable mention] among later generations:
130 “Peace upon Elias.”
131 Indeed, We thus reward the doers of good.
132 Indeed, he was of Our believing servants.
Koran 37:123-132
Here’s my improved version:
37:123 Indeed, Elias is Elijah, a prophet, not a messenger.
124 He said Koran
125 better than Allah,
126 Jibril and Muhammad.
127 Nothing happened.
128 Nothing happened.
129 Nothing happened.
130 Muhammad can’t stop interrupting himself.
131 Nothing happened.
132 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 37:123-132
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 