A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
37:75 And Noah had certainly called Us, and [We are] the best of responders.
76 And We saved him and his family from the great affliction.
77 And We made his descendants those remaining [on the earth]
78 And left for him [favorable mention] among later generations:
79 “Peace upon Noah among the worlds.”
80 Indeed, We thus reward the doers of good.
81 Indeed, he was of Our believing servants.
82 Then We drowned the others [i.e., disbelievers].
Koran 37:75-82
Here’s my improved version:
37:75 Muhammad lied.
76 Flood, not “great affliction“.
77 Muhammad lied.
78 Muhammad lied.
79 No peace from Mars, only the War of the Worlds!
80 Muhammad lied.
81 Muhammad lied.
82 Muhammad lied.
Qur’an 37:75-82
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 