Qur’an 37:62-70

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

37:62 Is that [i.e., Paradise] a better accommodation or the tree of zaqqūm?

63 Indeed, We have made it a torment for the wrongdoers.

64 Indeed, it is a tree issuing from the bottom of the Hellfire,

65 Its emerging fruit as if it was heads of the devils.

66 And indeed, they will eat from it and fill with it their bellies.

67 Then indeed, they will have after it a mixture of scalding water.

68 Then indeed, their return will be to the Hellfire.

69 Indeed they found their fathers astray.

70 So they hastened [to follow] in their footsteps.

Koran 37:62-70

Here’s my improved version:

37:62 How are people accommodated in the tree of Zaqqum?

63 Nothing happened. No one lives in the tree of Zaqqum.

64 Nothing happened.

65 Nothing happened.

66 Nothing happened.

67 Nothing happened.

68 Nothing happened. This verse is in the wrong place.

69 Nothing happened. And their fathers were polytheists.

70 Nothing happened.

Muhammad was a liar.

Qur’an 37:62-70

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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