Qur’an 37:50-61

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

37:50 And they will approach one another, inquiring of each other.

51 A speaker among them will say, “Indeed, I had a companion [on earth].

52 Who would say, ‘Are you indeed of those who believe

53 That when we have died and become dust and bones, we will indeed be recompensed?'”

54 He will say, “Would you [care to] look?”

55 And he will look and see him in the midst of the Hellfire.

56 He will say, “By Allāh, you almost ruined me.

57 If not for the favor of my Lord, I would have been of those brought in [to Hell].

58 Then, are we not to die

59 Except for our first death, and we will not be punished?”

60 Indeed, this is the great attainment.

61 For the like of this let the workers [on earth] work.

Koran 37:50-61

Here’s my improved version:

37:50 Nothing happened.

51 Nothing happened.

52 Nothing happened.

53 Nothing happened.

54 Nothing happened.

55 Nothing happened.

56 Nothing happened.

57 Nothing happened.

58 Nothing happened.

59 Nothing happened.

60 Muhammad lied.

61 Muhammad lied.

Qur’an 37:50-61

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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