A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
37:38 Indeed, you [disbelievers] will be tasters of the painful punishment,
39 And you will not be recompensed except for what you used to do –
40 But not the chosen servants of Allāh.
41 Those will have a provision determined –
42 Fruits; and they will be honored
43 In gardens of pleasure
44 On thrones facing one another.
45 There will be circulated among them a cup [of wine] from a flowing spring,
46 White and delicious to the drinkers;
47 No bad effect is there in it, nor from it will they be intoxicated.
48 And with them will be women limiting [their] glances, with large, [beautiful] eyes,
49 As if they were [delicate] eggs, well-protected.
Koran 37:38-49
Here’s my improved version:
37:38 Nothing happened.
39 Nothing happened.
40 Nothing happened.
41 Nothing happened.
42 Nothing happened.
43 Nothing happened.
44 Nothing happened.
45 Nothing happened.
46 Nothing happened.
47 Nothing happened.
48 Nothing happened.
49 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 37:38-49
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 