A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
37:11 Then inquire of them, [O Muḥammad], “Are they a stronger [or more difficult] creation or those [others] We have created?”
Indeed, We created them [i.e., men] from sticky clay.
12 But you wonder, while they mock,
13 And when they are reminded, they remember not.
14 And when they see a sign, they ridicule.
15 And say, “This is not but obvious magic.
16 When we have died and become dust and bones, are we indeed to be resurrected?
17 And our forefathers [as well]?”
18 Say, “Yes, and you will be [rendered] contemptible.”
19 It will be only one shout, and at once they will be observing.
Koran 37:11-19
Here’s my improved version:
37:11 We aren’t created from “sticky clay”. If you’re in doubt about this, ask your mother who gave birth to you.
12 They mocked because Muhammad was a fool.
13 Muhammad was a failure at reminding.
14 The “sign” here is Muhammad reciting bad poetry.
15 The word “magic” here, refers to Muhammad’s poetry.
16 They are right. They’re not resurrected. Not even their fathers.
17 Muhammad’s tribe refers to Muhammad’s nominal father who was a priest of Allah and agreed with polytheism.
18 Muhammad lied.
19 Muhammad lied.
Muhammad, his Muslims and his tribe are all dust in the desert.
Qur’an 37:11-19
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 