A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
37:1 By those [angels] lined up in rows
2 And those who drive [the clouds]
3 And those who recite the message,
4 Indeed, your God is One,
5 Lord of the heavens and the earth and that between them and Lord of the sunrises.
Koran 37:1-5
Here’s my improved version:
37:1 By those who set the ranks in battle order – Muslims.
2 And those who drive away (the wicked) with reproof – Muslims.
3 And those who read (the Word) for a reminder, – Muslims.
4 Indeed, your god is none and 5 not a Lord.
Muhammad forgot the sunsets.
[I used the Pickthall translation for this.]
Qur’an 37:1-5
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 