A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
36:77 Does man not consider that We created him from a [mere] sperm-drop – then at once he is a clear adversary?
78 And he presents for Us an example and forgets his [own] creation.
He says, “Who will give life to bones while they are disintegrated?”
79 Say, “He will give them life who produced them the first time; and He is, of all creation, Knowing.”
80 [It is] He who made for you from the green tree, fire, and then from it you ignite.
Koran 36:77-80
Here’s my improved version:
36:77 We’re not created from a sperm drop.
The “man” seems to be Pharaoh, the leader of Muhammad’s tribe.
78 The “man” is a Qurayshi, obviously not a Jew or Christian.
79 Allah doesn’t produce life in the first place, and thus, can’t recreate life. For more, see: Creation and Repeat Creation.
80 Muhammad’s torture porn.
Qur’an 36:77-80
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 