A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
36:74 But they have taken besides Allāh [false] deities that perhaps they would be helped.
75 They are not able to help them, and they [themselves] are for them soldiers in attendance.
76 So let not their speech grieve you.
Indeed, We know what they conceal and what they declare.
Koran 36:74-76
Here’s my improved version:
36:74 Idolaters are idolaters. Same as Muhammad.
75 Muhammad shows the daughters are supernatural beings.
76 Poor baby Muhammad.
“We” gives Muhammad no help at all.
Qur’an 36:74-76
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 