A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
36:68 And he to whom We grant long life We reverse in creation; so will they not understand?
69 And We did not give him [i.e., Muḥammad] knowledge of poetry, nor is it befitting for him.
It is not but a message and a clear Qur’ān 70 To warn whoever is alive and justify the word [i.e., decree] against the disbelievers.
Koran 36:68-70
Here’s my improved version:
36:68 Allah doesn’t grant long nor does the idol reverse creation.
69 Yet, the Arabic of the Koran is clearly poetry and bad poetry.
The word “Qur’an” means “recitation”, not “Book”.
70 Muhamamd’s Koran is for Muhamamd’s time and place, showing Islam is false.
Qur’an 36:68-70
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 