Qur’an 36:59-67

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

36:59 [Then He will say], “But stand apart today, you criminals.

60 Did I not enjoin upon you, O children of Adam, that you not worship Satan – [for] indeed, he is to you a clear enemy –

61 And that you worship [only] Me? This is a straight path.

62 And he had already led astray from among you much of creation, so did you not use reason?

63 This is the Hellfire which you were promised.

64 [Enter to] burn therein today for what you used to deny.”

65 That Day, We will seal over their mouths, and their hands will speak to Us, and their feet will testify about what they used to earn.

66 And if We willed, We could have obliterated their eyes, and they would race to [find] the path, and how could they see?

67 And if We willed, We could have deformed them, [paralyzing them] in their places so they would not be able to proceed, nor could they return.

Koran 36:59-67

Here’s my improved version:

36:59 Allah quotes Allah – in the future.

60 Everyone is Born Muslim?

61 Worshipping Muhammad is idolatry – remember who is speaking and saying “me”.

62 Allah is now speaking through Muhammad to Muhammad’s tribe.

63 Nothing happened.

64 Nothing happened.

65 Torture porn.

66 Torture porn.

67 Torture porn.

Muhammad the Mad loved torture porn.

Qur’an 36:59-67

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.