A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
36:45 But when it is said to them, “Beware of what is before you and what is behind you; perhaps you will receive mercy…”
46 And no sign comes to them from the signs of their Lord except that they are from it turning away.
47 And when it is said to them, “Spend from that which Allāh has provided for you,” those who disbelieve say to those who believe, “Should we feed one whom, if Allāh had willed, He would have fed? You are not but in clear error.”
Koran 36:45-47
Here’s my improved version:
36:45 Nothing happened.
46 Allah’s signs are Muhammad’s audience turning away from him in disgust. Muhammad should have paid attention.
47 Muhammad stole and ate fruit while speaking while no one was looking.
Then Muhammad’s tribe castigated him.
Qur’an 36:45-47
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 