A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
36:33 And a sign for them is the dead earth.
We have brought it to life and brought forth from it grain, and from it they eat.
34 And We placed therein gardens of palm trees and grapevines and caused to burst forth therefrom some springs – 35 That they may eat of His fruit. And their hands have not produced it, so will they not be grateful?
36 Exalted is He who created all pairs – from what the earth grows and from themselves and from that which they do not know.
37 And a sign for them is the night.
We remove from it the [light of] day, so they are [left] in darkness.
38 And the sun runs [on course] toward its stopping point.
That is the determination of the Exalted in Might, the Knowing.
39 And the moon – We have determined for it phases, until it returns [appearing] like the old date stalk.
40 It is not allowable [i.e., possible] for the sun to reach the moon, nor does the night overtake the day, but each, in an orbit, is swimming.
Koran 36:33-40
Here’s my improved version:
36:33 The earth is neither dead nor alive.
Farmers plant grain and it grows and produces more grain.
34 Orchardists plant orchards.
Muhammad didn’t have the right word.
35 Fruit comes from orchards, produced by orchadists.
36 Pairs grow from the earth? Never.
Pairs in marriage contradict Muhammad’s polygamy.
Pairs that Muhammad’s tribe do not know?
37 Night and day are permanent.
Our Earth spins.
38 The Sun is stationary. Muhammad was thinking of its course in the sky from sunrise to sunset.
39 The Moon phases happen because of the position of the Moon with respect to our Earth and Sun.
The two seas, one in the sky.
Qur’an 36:33-40
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 