A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
36:8 Indeed, We have put shackles on their necks, and they are to their chins, so they are with heads [kept] aloft.
9 And We have put before them a barrier and behind them a barrier and covered them, so they do not see.
10 And it is all the same for them whether you warn them or do not warn them – they will not believe.
11 You can only warn one who follows the message and fears the Most Merciful unseen. So give him good tidings of forgiveness and noble reward.
12 Indeed, it is We who bring the dead to life and record what they have put forth and what they left behind, and all things We have enumerated in a clear register.
Koran 36:8-12
Here’s my improved version:
36:8 Disbelievers don’t wear shackles on their necks.
9 There’s no barrier before or behind disbelievers.
10 Muhammad can’t warn anymore – he’s dead.
11 The one who follows the message hasn’t got a message, doesn’t exist and doesn’t enjoy forgiveness or a “noble reward”.
12 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 36:8-12
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 