A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
36:2 By the wise Qur’ān,
3 Indeed you, [O Muḥammad], are from among the messengers,
4 On a straight path.
5 [This is] a revelation of the Exalted in Might, the Merciful,
6 That you may warn a people whose forefathers were not warned, so they are unaware.
7 Already the word [i.e., decree] has come into effect upon most of them, so they do not believe.
Koran 36:2-7
Here’s my improved version:
36:2 Muhammad swears by his own words.
The Koran wasn’t compiled until after Muhammad’s death.
3 Muhammad a messenger, instead of a prophet, shows he’s a liar.
4 On no path.
5 It’s Muhammad’s lies.
6 Muhammad failed.
7 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 36:2-7
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 