A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
35:36 And for those who disbelieve will be the fire of Hell.
[Death] is not decreed for them so they may die, nor will its torment be lightened for them.
Thus do We recompense every ungrateful one.
37 And they will cry out therein, “Our Lord, remove us; we will do righteousness – other than what we were doing!”
But did We not grant you life enough for whoever would remember therein to remember, and the warner had come to you?
So taste [the punishment], for there is not for the wrongdoers any helper.
Koran 35:36-37
Here’s my improved version:
35:36 Nothing happened.
37 Nothing happened.
Muhammad only went to his own tribe who worshipped the idol Allah.
Muhammad hasn’t even gone to every Muslim alive now, let alone those who disbelieve and who worship the idol Allah.
Remember, Christians and Jews do not worship the idol Allah. Only Muslims do.
Qur’an 35:36-37
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 