Qur’an 35:33-35

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

35:33 [For them are] gardens of perpetual residence which they will enter.

They will be adorned therein with bracelets of gold and pearls, and their garments therein will be silk.

34 And they will say, “Praise to Allāh, who has removed from us [all] sorrow. Indeed, our Lord is Forgiving and Appreciative – 35 He who has settled us in the home of duration [i.e., Paradise] out of His bounty. There touches us not in it any fatigue, and there touches us not in it weariness [of mind].”

Koran 35:33-35

Here’s my improved version:

35:33 Remember this is after they’re dead:

And 1400 years later, no resurrection:

34 They, the Muslim men, say Koran 35 better than Allah, Jibril and Muhammad.

Qur’an 35:33-35

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.