A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
35:15 O mankind, you are those in need of Allāh, while Allāh is the Free of need, the Praiseworthy.
16 If He wills, He can do away with you and bring forth a new creation.
17 And that is for Allāh not difficult.
18 And no bearer of burdens will bear the burden of another.
And if a heavily laden soul calls [another] to [carry some of] its load, nothing of it will be carried, even if he should be a close relative.
You can only warn those who fear their Lord unseen and have established prayer.
And whoever purifies himself only purifies himself for [the benefit of] his soul.
And to Allāh is the [final] destination.
Koran 35:15-18
Here’s my improved version:
35:15 Loan Allah a Goodly Loan.
16 Idols do not have a will.
17 Muhammad lacks wisdom.
18 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 35:15-18
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 