A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
35:13 He causes the night to enter the day, and He causes the day to enter the night and has subjected the sun and the moon – each running [its course] for a specified term.
That is Allāh, your Lord; to Him belongs sovereignty.
And those whom you invoke other than Him do not possess [as much as] the membrane of a date seed.
14 If you invoke them, they do not hear your supplication; and if they heard, they would not respond to you.
And on the Day of Resurrection they will deny your association.
And none can inform you like [one] Aware [of all matters].
Koran 35:13-14
Here’s my improved version:
35:13 Allah does nothing.
14 Idols do nothing. Allah does nothing. Allah is an idol.
Idols do not talk.
Idols, like Allah, do not talk.
Qur’an 35:13-14
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 