A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
35:9 And it is Allāh who sends the winds, and they stir the clouds, and We drive them to a dead land and give life thereby to the earth after its lifelessness.
Thus is the resurrection.
10 Whoever desires honor [through power] – then to Allāh belongs all honor.
To Him ascends good speech, and righteous work raises it.
But they who plot evil deeds will have a severe punishment, and the plotting of those – it will perish.
11 And Allāh created you from dust, then from a sperm-drop; then He made you mates.
And no female conceives nor does she give birth except with His knowledge.
And no aged person is granted [additional] life nor is his lifespan lessened but that it is in a register.
Indeed, that for Allāh is easy.
Koran 35:9-11
Here’s my improved version:
35:9 Allah doesn’t send the winds. Wind moves from high-pressure areas to low-pressure areas.
It’s also normal plant growth in deserts, not the resurrection.
10 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
11 Allah doesn’t have a register, according to Islam.
I wonder who lies, Islam or Muhammad? It can’t be Allah as he’s just an idol.
Qur’an 35:9-11
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 