A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
35:4 And if they deny you, [O Muḥammad] – already were messengers denied before you.
And to Allāh are returned [all] matters.
5 O mankind, indeed the promise of Allāh is truth, so let not the worldly life delude you and be not deceived about Allāh by the Deceiver [i.e., Satan].
6 Indeed, Satan is an enemy to you; so take him as an enemy.
He only invites his party to be among the companions of the Blaze.
Koran 35:4-6
Here’s my improved version:
35:4 Muhammad denies being a prophet or messenger.
Nothing comes from or goes to Allah. Not even Muhammad.
5 If the worldly life is a delusion and so not from Allah, then Allah isn’t a creator of this worldly life, and so is a false god, an idol.
Qur’an 35:4-6
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 