Qur’an 35:1-3

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

35:1 [All] praise is [due] to Allāh, Creator of the heavens and the earth, [who] made the angels messengers having wings, two or three or four.

He increases in creation what He wills.

Indeed, Allāh is over all things competent.

2 Whatever Allāh grants to people of mercy – none can withhold it; and whatever He withholds – none can release it thereafter.

And He is the Exalted in Might, the Wise.

3 O mankind, remember the favor of Allāh upon you.

Is there any creator other than Allāh who provides for you from the heaven and earth?

There is no deity except Him, so how are you deluded?

Koran 35:1-3

Here’s my improved version:

35:1 Jibril has 600 wings. Obviously, he’s not an angel.

2 Allah gave me nothing. Allah gave you nothing. Allah gave Muhammad,… nothing.

3 Nothing comes from heaven or earth from Allah.

Qur’an 35:1-3

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.