Qur’an 34:51-54

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

34:51 And if you could see when they are terrified but there is no escape, and they will be seized from a place nearby.

52 And they will [then] say, “We believe in it!”

But how for them will be the taking [of faith] from a place far away?

53 And they had already disbelieved in it before and would assault the unseen from a place far away.

54 And prevention will be placed between them and what they desire, as was done with their kind before.

Indeed, they were in disquieting doubt [i.e., denial].

Koran 34:51-54

Here’s my improved version:

34:51 Oooh, spooky!

52 Oooh, spooky!

53 Oooh, spooky!

54 Oooh, spooky!

Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar. Allah is an idol.

Qur’an 34:51-54

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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