A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Say, “Indeed, my Lord extends provision for whom He wills of His servants and restricts [it] for him. But whatever thing you spend [in His cause] – He will compensate it; and He is the best of providers.”
Koran 34:39
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad lied.
Muhammad took money from his men.
Not even Muhammad enjoys Paradise.
Qur’an 34:39
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Qur’an 34:39
Koran Contradiction 