Qur’an 34:31-33

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

34:31 And those who disbelieve say, “We will never believe in this Qur’ān nor in that before it.”

But if you could see when the wrongdoers are made to stand before their Lord, refuting each others’ words…

Those who were oppressed will say to those who were arrogant, “If not for you, we would have been believers.”

32 Those who were arrogant will say to those who were oppressed, “Did we avert you from guidance after it had come to you? Rather, you were criminals.”

33 Those who were oppressed will say to those who were arrogant, “Rather, [it was your] conspiracy of night and day when you were ordering us to disbelieve in Allāh and attribute to Him equals.”

But they will [all] confide regret when they see the punishment; and We will put shackles on the necks of those who disbelieved.

Will they be recompensed except for what they used to do?

Koran 34:31-33

Here’s my improved version:

34:31 Muhammad lied.

32 Muhammad lied.

33 Muhammad lied.

Nothing happened.

Muhammad and “they” are all dust in the desert for 1400 years.

Qur’an 34:31-33

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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