A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
34:24 Say, “Who provides for you from the heavens and the earth?”
Say, “Allāh. And indeed, we or you are either upon guidance or in clear error.”
25 Say, “You will not be asked about what we committed, and we will not be asked about what you do.”
26 Say, “Our Lord will bring us together; then He will judge between us in truth. And He is the Knowing Judge.”
27 Say, “Show me those whom you have attached to Him as partners. No! Rather, He [alone] is Allāh, the Exalted in Might, the Wise.”
Koran 34:24-27
Here’s my improved version:
34:24 Allah doesn’t provide.
Muhammad, his Muslims and his tribe were wrong to worship idols.
25 Allah the idol doesn’t ask. It does nothing.
26 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
27 The other idols were inside the Kaaba with Allah the idol, or outside the Kaaba. Humans placed them there after carving them all. None of the idols dared to disobey their masters, their carvers.
Qur’an 34:24-27
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 