A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
34:22 Say, [O Muḥammad], “Invoke those you claim [as deities] besides Allāh.”
They do not possess an atom’s weight [of ability] in the heavens or on the earth, and they do not have therein any partnership [with Him], nor is there for Him from among them any assistant.
23 And intercession does not benefit with Him except for one whom He permits.
[And those wait] until, when terror is removed from their hearts, they will say [to one another], “What has your Lord said?”
They will say, “The truth.”
And He is the Most High, the Grand.
Koran 34:22-23
Here’s my improved version:
34:22 Invoke Allah. Nothing happens.
Just like with the daughters and wife of Allah and his pet lion.
Allah is an idol, like his wife, daughters and pet lion.
23 Muhammad pretends to incede with Allah.
Notice that Allah said nothing.
Qur’an 34:22-23
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 