A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
34:15 There was for [the tribe of] Saba’ in their dwelling place a sign: two [fields of] gardens on the right and on the left.
[They were told], “Eat from the provisions of your Lord and be grateful to Him. A good land [have you], and a forgiving Lord.”
16 But they turned away [refusing], so We sent upon them the flood of the dam, and We replaced their two [fields of] gardens with gardens of bitter fruit, tamarisks and something of sparse lote trees.
17 [By] that We repaid them because they disbelieved.
And do We [thus] repay except the ungrateful?
18 And We placed between them and the cities which We had blessed [many] visible cities.
And We determined between them the [distances of] journey, [saying], “Travel between them by night or by day in safety.”
19 But [insolently] they said, “Our Lord, lengthen the distance between our journeys,” and wronged themselves, so We made them narrations and dispersed them in total dispersion.
Indeed in that are signs for everyone patient and grateful.
Koran 34:15-19
Here’s my improved version:
34:15 Muhammad wasn’t the messenger to the people of Saba.
16 Note the lack of prophecy of disaster – obviously this wasn’t the last hour, as threatened by Muhammad the Mad to his tribe.
17 Muhammad wanted the people of Saba to believe in him when it was obvious that their own work was the creation of them.
18 Muhammad is being irrational.
19 Notice that Allah claims to make distances, yet, can’t lengthen them.
This shows that it’s humans that make roads, not Allah.
Qur’an 34:15-19
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 