A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
34:10 And We certainly gave David from Us bounty.
[We said], “O mountains, repeat [Our] praises with him, and the birds [as well].”
And We made pliable for him iron, 11 [Commanding him], “Make full coats of mail and calculate [precisely] the links, and work [all of you] righteousness. Indeed I, of what you do, am Seeing.”
Koran 34:10-11
Here’s my improved version:
34:10 The mountains do not sing praises nor do the birds.
11 David was an armour-bearer for Saul, not an armour-maker.
David was in the Bronze Age, not the later, Iron-age.
Muhammad was a liar and stupid too.
Qur’an 34:10-11
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 