A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
34:7 But those who disbelieve say, “Shall we direct you to a man who will inform you [that] when you have disintegrated in complete disintegration, you will [then] be [recreated] in a new creation? 8 Has he invented about Allāh a lie or is there in him madness?”
Rather, they who do not believe in the Hereafter will be in the punishment and [are in] extreme error.
9 Then, do they not look at what is before them and what is behind them of the heaven and earth?
If We should will, We could cause the earth to swallow them or [could] let fall upon them fragments from the sky.
Indeed in that is a sign for every servant turning back [to Allāh].
Koran 34:7-9
Here’s my improved version:
34:7 Muhammad, a liar or madman?
Muhammad was a liar AND a madman.
8 Muhammad claims that the inaction of Allah is proof of his future action.
Meanwhile Allah does nothing – he’s an idol.
9 Meanwhile the earth quakes and meteorites happen often every year.
Qur’an 34:7-9
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 