A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
33:59 O Prophet, tell your wives and your daughters and the women of the believers to bring down over themselves [part] of their outer garments.
That is more suitable that they will be known and not be abused.
And ever is Allāh Forgiving and Merciful.
60 If the hypocrites and those in whose hearts is disease and those who spread rumors in al-Madīnah do not cease, We will surely incite you against them; then they will not remain your neighbors therein except for a little, 61 Accursed wherever they are found, [being] seized and massacred completely.
62 [This is] the established way of Allāh with those who passed on before; and you will not find in the way of Allāh any change.
Koran 33:59-62
Here’s my improved version:
33:59 I, Allah, prefer that women dress as they pleased, as I will prevent Muslim men from knowing them and abusing them, due to my control over Islamic Fate.
You know that’s a lie, yet, it’s entirely in accord with Islamic Fate.
60 Allah says: “Muhammad don’t seize and massacre people! That’s my job, as you keep telling people.”
61 Muhammad ignores Allah.
62 How can this be established when Muhammad preaches the opposite in his stories in his Koran?
Qur’an 33:59-62
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 