A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
33:45 O Prophet, indeed We have sent you as a witness and a bringer of good tidings and a warner
46 And one who invites to Allāh, by His permission, and an illuminating lamp.
47 And give good tidings to the believers that they will have from Allāh great bounty.
48 And do not obey the disbelievers and the hypocrites and disregard their annoyance, and rely upon Allāh. And sufficient is Allāh as Disposer of affairs.
Koran 33:45-48
Here’s my improved version:
33:45 What did Muhammad see? Nothing. Where are these good tidings? What is the warning?
46 Someone has failed to invitate me to Allah (and remember that permission first!)
Also, I have torches and electric light. They’re real and better than what Muhammad has.
47 Muslims have no bounty from Allah. They do have charity from the West. Bread from grain from the Ukraine. Wow.
48 Allah did nothing. Just like all idols “do”.
Qur’an 33:45-48
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 