A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
33:41 O you who have believed, remember Allāh with much remembrance
42 And exalt Him morning and afternoon.
43 It is He who confers blessing upon you, and His angels [ask Him to do so] that He may bring you out from darknesses into the light.
And ever is He, to the believers, Merciful.
44 Their greeting the Day they meet Him will be, “Peace.”
And He has prepared for them a noble reward.
Koran 33:41-44
Here’s my improved version:
33:41 No one remembers Allah. Weird, huh?
42 Muslims exalt Allah fives times daily. Weird, huh?
43 No one has even one blessing from Allah. Weird, huh?
Allah does not remember Muslims or Muhammad. Weird, huh?
44 Allah never speaks. Weird, huh?
Muhammad and his Muslims have no reward. Weird, huh?
Qur’an 33:41-44
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 