A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
33:39 [Allāh praises] those who convey the messages of Allāh and fear Him and do not fear anyone but Allāh.
And sufficient is Allāh as Accountant.
40 Muḥammad is not the father of [any] one of your men, but [he is] the Messenger of Allāh and seal [i.e., last] of the prophets.
And ever is Allāh, of all things, Knowing.
Koran 33:39-40
Here’s my improved version:
33:39 No one conveys the messageS of Allah.
After all, the Koran is the recorded words of Muhammad, not Allah.
40 Muhammad was a liar. Islam is false.
Qur’an 33:39-40
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 