Qur’an 33:37

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

And [remember, O Muḥammad], when you said to the one on whom Allāh bestowed favor and you bestowed favor,

“Keep your wife and fear Allāh,”

while you concealed within yourself that which Allāh is to disclose.

And you feared the people, while Allāh has more right that you fear Him.

So when Zayd had no longer any need for her, We married her to you in order that there not be upon the believers any discomfort [i.e., guilt] concerning the wives of their claimed [i.e., adopted] sons when they no longer have need of them.

And ever is the command [i.e., decree] of Allāh accomplished.

Koran 33:37

Here’s my improved version:

Zayd, Zaynab, Muhammad, Jibril and Allah are all dead, dust in the desert.

Islam is over long ago and is forever false.

Qur’an 33:37

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.