A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Indeed, the Muslim men and Muslim women, the believing men and believing women, the obedient men and obedient women, the truthful men and truthful women, the patient men and patient women, the humble men and humble women, the charitable men and charitable women, the fasting men and fasting women, the men who guard their private parts and the women who do so, and the men who remember Allāh often and the women who do so – for them Allāh has prepared forgiveness and a great reward.
Koran 33:35
Here’s my improved version:
Indeed, the Muslims are men and women, who believe in Allah, and are obedient, truthful, patient, humble, charitable, fasting, clothed and remember Allah – for them Allah has prepared forgiveness and a great reward.
And of course, none are forgiven and none have any reward. Like Muhammad, they’re all dust in the desert. Allah is an idol.
Qur’an 33:35
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 