A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
33:28 O Prophet, say to your wives, “If you should desire the worldly life and its adornment, then come, I will provide for you and give you a gracious release. 29 But if you should desire Allāh and His Messenger and the home of the Hereafter – then indeed, Allāh has prepared for the doers of good among you a great reward.”
30 O wives of the Prophet, whoever of you should commit a clear immorality – for her the punishment would be doubled two fold, and ever is that, for Allāh, easy.
31 And whoever of you devoutly obeys Allāh and His Messenger and does righteousness – We will give her her reward twice; and We have prepared for her a noble provision.
32 O wives of the Prophet, you are not like anyone among women. If you fear Allāh, then do not be soft in speech [to men], lest he in whose heart is disease should covet, but speak with appropriate speech.
33 And abide in your houses and do not display yourselves as [was] the display of the former times of ignorance. And establish prayer and give zakāh and obey Allāh and His Messenger. Allāh intends only to remove from you the impurity [of sin], O people of the [Prophet’s] household, and to purify you with [extensive] purification.
34 And remember what is recited in your houses of the verses of Allāh and wisdom.
Indeed, Allāh is ever Subtle and Aware.
Koran 33:28-34
Here’s my improved version:
33:28 Muhammad and his wives are dust in the desert.
29 Muhammad and his wives are dust in the desert.
30 Muhammad and his wives are dust in the desert.
31 Muhammad and his wives are dust in the desert.
32 Muhammad and his wives are dust in the desert.
33 Muhammad and his wives are dust in the desert.
34 Muhammad and his wives are dust in the desert.
None suffer doubled punishment or reward.
Also, why is Muhammad only getting a single reward?
Qur’an 33:28-34
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 