A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
33:4 Allāh has not made for a man two hearts in his interior. And He has not made your wives whom you declare unlawful1 your mothers. And He has not made your claimed [i.e., adopted] sons your [true] sons.
That is [merely] your saying by your mouths, but Allāh says the truth, and He guides to the [right] way.
5 Call them by [the names of] their fathers; it is more just in the sight of Allāh.
But if you do not know their fathers – then they are [still] your brothers in religion and those entrusted to you.
And there is no blame upon you for that in which you have erred but [only for] what your hearts intended.
And ever is Allāh Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 33:4-5
Here’s my improved version:
33:4 Muhammad abolishes adoption in Islam, which is evil.
5 Muhammad shows that Allah doesn’t know the fathers of orphans.
Thus Allah, Muhammad, Islam and Koran are false.
Qur’an 33:4-5
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 