A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
33:1 O Prophet, fear Allāh and do not obey the disbelievers and the hypocrites.
Indeed, Allāh is ever Knowing and Wise.
2 And follow that which is revealed to you from your Lord.
Indeed Allāh is ever, of what you do, Aware.
3 And rely upon Allāh; and sufficient is Allāh as Disposer of affairs.
Koran 33:1-3
Here’s my improved version:
33:1 Muhammad pretends to be Allah and talks to Muhammad.
2 Where is the message to the unbelievers?
3 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 33:1-3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 