A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
32:15 Only those believe in Our verses who, when they are reminded by them, fall down in prostration and exalt [Allāh] with praise of their Lord, and they are not arrogant.
16 Their sides part [i.e., they arise] from [their] beds; they supplicate their Lord in fear and aspiration, and from what We have provided them, they spend.
17 And no soul knows what has been hidden for them of comfort for eyes [i.e., satisfaction] as reward for what they used to do.
Koran 32:15-17
Here’s my improved version:
32:15 How many times per day?
Remindeded – this means Muhammad is calling them to praise him.
16 I thought Muslims also prayed during the day?
Or are Muhammad’s men so lazy they were laying around all day too?
17 Muhammad’s men were lazy. What is their reward? Being dust in the desert with Muhammad.
Qur’an 32:15-17
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 