A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
32:4 It is Allāh who created the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them in six days; then He established Himself above the Throne.
You have not besides Him any protector or any intercessor; so will you not be reminded?
5 He arranges [each] matter from the heaven to the earth; then it will ascend to Him in a Day, the extent of which is a thousand years of those which you count.
6 That is the Knower of the unseen and the witnessed, the Exalted in Might, the Merciful, 7 Who perfected everything which He created and began the creation of man from clay.
8 Then He made his posterity out of the extract of a liquid disdained.
9 Then He proportioned him and breathed into him from His [created] soul1 and made for you hearing and vision and hearts [i.e., intellect]; little are you grateful.
Koran 32:4-9
Here’s my improved version:
32:4 It is Allah who created All. See? I can lie better than Muhammad.
If we’re reminded, how come no one knows this in the first place?
5 Gravity orders matter on the stars and planets. Nothing ascends to Allah.
6 Allah is an idol and 7 Muhammad was a liar.
8 Mo gets this verse and 9 the next verse reversed.
Qur’an 32:4-9
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 